Copywriter

About

I used to only write words about sports. They were printed on paper on put on people's doorsteps in the morning. Then people stopped buying those. So I decided to start writing things people didn't get to opt into.

 

Some people want to look like David Beckham. I'm closer to Peter Griffin. 

Proud to be part of the 1% from Indiana: I can read AND write.

You don't realize how great vegetables are until you tackle a one-pound burger challenge.

Started my own media outlet. You won't care about it unless you're Lance Armstrong.

One time I watched a basketball game inside a maximum security state prison, then wrote about it. #BecauseJournalism.

 

 

I started preparing to be a writer in college, as you can see.

I started preparing to be a writer in college, as you can see.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS

Successfully did not have a heart attack watching Game 7 of the 2016 World Series.

Passed on hundreds of dollars to keep my ticket to the greatest basketball game I'll ever see.

Won "Best Couple Award" from my college newspaper. It was a bromance for the ages.

Had free Notre Dame football season tickets. Even got paid to go. Why did I leave sports journalism again? (Sidenote, for a blast from my past life, here's my sports writing portfolio.)

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