You think it's easy being Spider-Man? Sure, he's an international hero and all. But he shoots web out of his wrists. SPIDER WEB. OUT OF HIS WRISTS. Yeah, it's messy. It's sticky.
So his sandwich is too. Three jellies: grape, raspberry, and black raspberry. It's sticky. It's thick. It's not easy being Spider-Man, and it's not easy eating, or making, one either.